“I’m Tired” by Songwriter Mel Brooks for “Blazing Saddles”
Edited for a PG audience
Here I stand, the goddess of Desire
Set men on fire
I have this power
Morning noon and night
It’s drink and dancing
Some quick romancing
And then a shower
Stage door johnnies constantly surround me
They always hound me
With one request
Who can satisfy their lustful habits
I’m not a rabbit
I need some rest
I’m tired
Sick and tired of love
I’ve had my fill of love
From below and above
Tired, tired of being admired
Tired of love uninspired
Let’s face it I’m tired I’m tired,
Tired of playing the game
Ain’t it a crying shame
I’m so tired
God dammit I’m exhausted
Hello Cowboy what’s your name?
——-Cowboy——-
Tex Ma’am
Tex Ma’am? Well tell me Tex Ma’am
Are you in show business?
——-Cowboy——-
No
We’l then why don’t you get your fwiggin feet off the stage!
La ha Ah ha he hu…
Hello handsome, is that a 10 gallon hat?
Or are you just enjoying the show?
I’m tired, Tired of playing the game,
Ain’t it a crying shame,
I’m so tired
——-Soldiers——-
She’s tired
She’s tired
Sick and tired of love
Give her a break
She’s had her fill of love
She’s not a snake
From below and above
Can’t you see she’s sick?
Tired
She’s bushed
Tired of being admired
Let her alone
Tired of love uninspired
Get off ya phone!
She’s tired
Don’t you know she’s pooped?
I’ve been with thousands of men
Again and again
They sing the same tune
They start with Byron and Shelley
Then jump on your belly
And bust your balloon!
Oy! Tired
Tired of playing the game
Ain’t it a fwiggin shame
I’m so tired!!!